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Island Time

An invisible concave barrier that separates Manitoulin Island, a place where it is perfectly acceptable to be drunk before noon, from the outside world.

When passing through this barrier, by means of swing bridge or boat, the time space continuum slows down due to the island's laid back attitude.
1) Everyone is driving so slow!

"They can't help it, they're on island time."

2) Drinking? At this time in the morning?

"Relax, we're on island time now!"
by JohnnyWalksSlowly December 29, 2010
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