2 definitions by JohnnyTBP

scootered

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

by JohnnyTBP February 14, 2013

Basic Troll

A misinformed and overweight hag who has nothing better to do in life than argue on the internet.

Guy: Remember that time I posted a millennial joke on social media and that bitch called me a Boomer.
Girl: Oh yeah I remember, forget her. Just a basic troll.

by JohnnyTBP May 14, 2022