4 definitions by JohnnyReb87

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To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
by JohnnyReb87 February 09, 2009

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To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To condemn the expression of opinions that differ from your own. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own. See plasturbate.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
by JohnnyReb87 February 12, 2009

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A derogatory term for someone who tends to be an argumentative browbeater. Plimates hypocritically force their opinions on others, while condemning those with contrary views.
"She always criticizes me for stating my opinion as fact, but she does it all the time. She's such a Plimate."

"I'm tired of arguing with that stupid Plimate."
by JohnnyReb87 February 08, 2009

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A place where browbeaters tend to congregate to massage their humanist worldview.
"Ugh, this place is so plime."

"I used to enjoy this place, but it's turned into a plime."
by JohnnyReb87 February 09, 2009

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