Johnny Tats's definitions

fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.

by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008

smokin pink taco

A term used to describe a womans pussy.

She had one tasty smokin pink taco.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

BOB

Acronym for Ballin' On a Budget

I was going to get the Rolex, but since I'm BOB I got the Seiko.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007

Gassle

the hassle that one goes through when getting gas

I had such a gassle today at Shell.

by Johnny Tats June 20, 2007

negro card

Slang for an American Express black card. As coined by Fabolous on From Nothing to Something.

That guy must be rich cause he has a negro card.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007