8 definitions by Johnny Panic
To have had sex with someone from all six inhabited continents (North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Asia, Oceania). Each partner must have been born on the land mass in question to count towards the total.
If I can get my Oceania card punched while I'm in Melbourne, I'll have pulled off the lifetime Continental.
by Johnny Panic February 13, 2009
Abbreviation of "Filmed Vertically, Didn't Watch." Used to express a lack of interest in of watching a cellphone video that was filmed with the camera in an improper orientation, regardless of how potentially interesting the content might be.
I followed a link for a video that shows a unicorn having sex with a manticore, but the idiot who taped it held his phone vertically, so I just tagged it with a "fv/dw" and moved on to a video of the meeting between Hitler and the Dalai Lama.
by Johnny Panic December 5, 2013
Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.
I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.
by Johnny Panic November 20, 2007
a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.
b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.
b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.
Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.
by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012
British expression for six-thirty in the evening (6:30 p.m.), which is the time when football (soccer) matches traditionally start.
by Johnny Panic February 11, 2011
A trampoline store.
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampoland, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seem to be getting out of control.
by Johnny Panic August 9, 2008
Identical to a normal rodeo - where the act of coitus is interrupted either by hidden friends or a whispered admission such as "I have syphilis..." and the objective is to maintain penetration for as long as possible despite the receiving partner's best efforts to "throw the rider" - except the prison rodeo involves anal sex (and a vastly increased risk of a horrible, horrible mess).
I was surprised when Ashley was willing to do anal - it turned what I'd had planned as a run-of-the-mill rodeo into a full-on prison rodeo.
by Johnny Panic October 22, 2008