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2 definitions by Johnny Dickshot

When a girl goes for the deepthroat, you push her head into your crotch, so far that pubic hair enters her nose.
This chick was giving me a blowjob last night and I gave her a Hairy Norman. There was so much hair up her nose she couldn't breathe.
by Johnny Dickshot November 08, 2006
An awkward situation.

To create an awkward situation.
n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."
by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008