Johnny Cockrin's definitions

twit

Mark Cahallan's most famous putdown.

"Shut up you twit" chimes Mark Cahallan

by Johnny Cockrin May 30, 2007

irish pud

a limp dick that is useless when trying to have sex

"Sean really wants to fuck me, and I would have sex with him if not for his Irish pud." said Sarah

by Johnny Cockrin February 26, 2008

fripple

A fake cripple. Usually seen in wheelchairs/motorized scooters. These people are seen using objects meant solely for handicapped people, and they themselves are not handicapped. The reason for them choosing to use these objects are not entirely known and may vary, but usually it just pisses off everyone who is around them.

Friend #1: "Did you see the fripple in the wheelchair?"
Friend #2: "Yeah, she kicked me!"

by Johnny Cockrin January 24, 2010