Johnny Chingas's definitions

sozzled

Near to being fuddled.

I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!

by Johnny Chingas May 9, 2004

Palm Sunday

An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.

"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

oovy-oo

The name of your girlfriend.

Oh, oovy, I don't know, I feel so ooee-wooee all the time.....

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

bobus

A malformed infant.

I'm sorry ma'am, you've just delivered a bobus.

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

butt-bang

A "butt-bang" can either mean a rear action (Careful, honey, it's my first time) or a "rear-ender" car accident.

" I butt-banged 'er..!"

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

tweaker olympics

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).

I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005