Johnny Chingas's definitions

pogey

Verb meaning to butt-fuck. Used primarily in connotation with prison.

I pogeyed him in the wazoo-oo-ooh !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

bobus

A malformed infant.

I'm sorry ma'am, you've just delivered a bobus.

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

slunt

Can be defined in several ways, each meant to be more derogatory than either "slut" or "cunt." Use your imagination !!

Man, I smell a slunt !

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

Longenhard

A member of a prestigious law firm.

Did you ever meet the people who work at Long & Hardick ?

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

butt-bang

A "butt-bang" can either mean a rear action (Careful, honey, it's my first time) or a "rear-ender" car accident.

" I butt-banged 'er..!"

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

snootful

A snootful refers to an excess of anything inhaled through the nostrils. I believe that "snot" is related to "snoot."

Aye, methinks that ye had a snootful last night, laddie !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005