Johnny Chingas's definitions

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

nartist

An artist on narcotics.

First you take 5 crack hits, then you shoot up some skag, then you drink a quart of Scotch, and presto ! You're a nartist !

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

beer bust

When a teen carload gets pulled over for an open container violation.

Hey, Officer !! Looks like we got ourselves a "BEER BUST !!""""

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

burnupabowl

This is a rhyming phrase that is commonly muttered while performing mundane household tasks.

burnupabowl, burnupabowl, burnupa-burnupa-burnupa bowl.....

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

butt-bang

A "butt-bang" can either mean a rear action (Careful, honey, it's my first time) or a "rear-ender" car accident.

" I butt-banged 'er..!"

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

snootful

A snootful refers to an excess of anything inhaled through the nostrils. I believe that "snot" is related to "snoot."

Aye, methinks that ye had a snootful last night, laddie !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005