Johnny Chingas's definitions

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.

Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

enzo

Puerto Rican crack dealer.

Wha' hup, Enzo ? Holdin' some o' that cavvy ?

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

nartist

An artist on narcotics.

First you take 5 crack hits, then you shoot up some skag, then you drink a quart of Scotch, and presto ! You're a nartist !

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

bobus

A malformed infant.

I'm sorry ma'am, you've just delivered a bobus.

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

bong'n'prong

Bong'n'prong is a dating service that can be reached at a 1 800 number. First you bong, then you prong !!!

"Are you having trouble with your sex life ? Call 1 800 bong'n'prong today !! We always satisfy !!!"

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009