40 definitions by Johnny Rocketfingers

The place where you will find the Virtual Boy, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, and all the other "failure" systems.
Well, at least I found a cable for my Virtual Boy in the Abyss of Lost Consoles.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003
The international emoticon for an ass.

Often used when a profanity filter forbids the use of 'ass'.

Further still, it is used by the chatroom rejects who don't realize you can say ass on most instant messaging systems, message boards, etc.
Sxygrl4U69: OMG JHONY UR SOOOOOOOOO LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 U CAN KIS MA (_!_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Johnny Rocketfingers: Can somebody get this girl a helmet?
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 29, 2003
1) A rascal.
2) Word used by Strong Bad at the end of his little song about the difference between "its" and "it's".
If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's
"I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
Internet acronym for "Acronyms Piss Me Off".
Due to the contradictory nature of APMO, it is rarely used. By rarely, I mean never.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
A poorly spelled version of protein shake.
Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.
by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003
A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.
Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!
by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003

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