1 definition by Johnny Garbage
When you have so much diarrhea that the toilet bowl fills up and the tip of your penis dips into the crap (usually by accident), so it has a nice even coat of shit on it when you pull it out.
Employee 1: "I felt like shitting all day long, but somehow held it... and when I finally shitted, I nearly flooded the toilet in milkshake consistency shit"
Employee 2: "Oh damn, did your junk touch your shit?"
Employee 1: "Yeah dude, I gave myself a Belgium dip!"
Employee 2: "Oh damn, did your junk touch your shit?"
Employee 1: "Yeah dude, I gave myself a Belgium dip!"
by Johnny Garbage April 8, 2008