1 definition by Johnathan Jones 69
When a male ejaculates on a woman's eyelids mid-slumber and lets it dry, and when she tries to wake up she can't open her eyes and waves her arms frantically, resembling the great pianist.
"That asshole mark pulled a stevie wonder on me last night again! He moved my cotton pads in the bathroom so it took me forever to find them! Now I have pink eye!"
by Johnathan Jones 69 September 30, 2009