3 definitions by JohnCheddarFogGuy
Glennball/Glennballs is a nickname for someone who doesn’t know how to act like they belong in a particular social situation, especially an area that contains alcohol. A Glennball also is extremely nervous in the presence of alcohol and if with a group of people, does whatever they can to ruin the party fun. This usually comes with lying about being kicked out of the party house. Other spontaneous actions include but are not limited to, pacing nervously around a room, saying classified things about friends for attention to women, throwing temper tantrums in cars with other friends to their mom about not wanting to work, and having the worst possible aux imaginable.
Yoooo Billy, don’t listen to Jackson, he is being a Glennball and doesn’t want his mom spanking him for being in the presence of Alcohol.
by JohnCheddarFogGuy July 25, 2023
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Prepare, for the Fog is coming
by JohnCheddarFogGuy June 14, 2022
Franky Boy Syndrome, commonly referred to as BBS (Big Boy Syndrome) or PB&P (Peanut Butter and Piss) is a non-curable, non-contagious disease in which one’s stomach becomes too large and requires more food to be ingested to satisfy one’s hunger. After the Franky Boy Syndrome wipeout of 1927, killing hundreds of thousands of people, it was discovered that the main cause of the disease was rooted from a particular protein in Peanut Butter, mainly seen in the common brand Skippy Peanut Butter. Today it lurks in society, specifically in Pennsylvania but seems to be spreading to the state of West Virginia. Most humans with Franky Boy Syndrome typically tend to fall in the larger end of the scale, commonly around the 300 lb benchmark, but this all depends on the height of the person. For example, a person who is 6’4 averages out to be 315 pounds. The disease is often disregarded by scientists and they do not care to find a cure, as to people with Franky Boy Syndrome lack knowledge and common sense while also struggling to over-estimate their social status. Finally, they also fail to grapple their presence in social leagues of relationships, usually trying to go for people completely out of their league and being led of by that lover.
Yo John Cheddar, see that fella over there??? Looks like he has Franky Boy Syndrome. Bless his greasy heart man.
by JohnCheddarFogGuy July 24, 2023