2 definitions by JohnCheatsAtGorillas
An inappropriately affectionate experience shared by 2 dudes that would be better shared by a dude and a chick.
On their trip to Vegas, John and Eric ordered strawberries and champagne from room service. When they realized what they'd done, they swore never to speak of it again.
by JohnCheatsAtGorillas June 20, 2017
You can't control what makes your dick hard.
An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.
Dude #1: Hey, check out this hot video of a gorilla doing a Cleveland Steamer on a nun.
Dude #2: that's sick!
Dude #1: hey, don't judge. Foley's Law states you can't control what makes your dick hard!
Dude #2: that's sick!
Dude #1: hey, don't judge. Foley's Law states you can't control what makes your dick hard!
by JohnCheatsAtGorillas November 11, 2022