26 definitions by John Wock

Best youtuber to ever exist literally cracked at any game he plays and gets all the bitches.
person 1: OMG he is so good at this game!
Cracked player: yeah I know...
Person 1: OMG you must be googly gamer!
by John Wock April 14, 2022
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to preform this unique type of rizz you must be a Strong man who is named cooper. First you must approach a woman and give the death stare. One you have preformed the death stare the woman will then violently shit there pants than go out with the person preforming the rizz. After this the date will be arranged and when the waiter comes you rip there cock off while there attempting to serve you in the restaurant the girl will faint and than you can seduce the female.
Person 1: omg did you hear about jessica getting cooper rizzed?
Person 2: No lmaoooo.
by John Wock May 22, 2023
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This type of Rizz is where you sexually seduce minors by giving them candy or some other treat and force them down into your basement to do CNC and sell it on the black market for $.
Person 1: omg did u hear of that kid that got seduced by wyatt?
Person 2: OMG YEAH I DID IS HE/SHE OK?

Person 1: I dont think so because he did the Wyatt rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
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(READ PAVLE WALK STAGE 3 TO UNDERSTAND) - This is where you are desperate and have no hope of finding anyone and your slowly turning red in the face This is LAST RESORT and in dying need of a smash. You go to your family home and come over to your grandma and bend her over to violently suck the shit out of her ass and after have anal with your grandma. After this you poison your whole family and smash the shit out of all of them when there laying dead on the floor. When the police arrive you threaten to seduce them, Than you violently snort out the window asserting your dominance against the police, They get so afraid they start to run away in fear and some even shit themselves.
Person 1: OMG did you hear about that news report on the Pavle Walk Stage 4 (FINAL STAGE)
Person 2: OMG YES THATS SO SCARY, Didn't think anyone would get so desperate...
by John Wock May 18, 2023
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(READ "PAVLE WALK" TO UNDERSTAND) The Pavle Walk Stage 2 is when on the Pavle walk and cannot find a child so you enter there home and take their kid while there sleeping. After Taking there kid you leave a note behind saying "YOU HAVE BEEN PAVLED." And leave the house with their child (Typically a boy).
Person 1: Hey i'm on the Pavle walk and cant find any little boys
Person 2: That's okay! Just do the Pavle walk stage 2!
Person 1: That's a great idea why didn't I think of that!
by John Wock September 9, 2022
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The Pavle Walk is when you go out at 10pm at night with your dad to go stalk little Boys. Normally Catch little kids lacking while they take the trash out. He could be waiting for hours for the perfect time to strike. After taking there victims they forcefully make them have a threesome with his uncle in his basement.
Person 1: yo I"m going to do the Pavle walk tomorrow, wanna come?
Person 2: Yeah sure sounds fun!
by John Wock August 22, 2022
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When you shit in your oven so much poo starts to leak out of the creases of the oven and all over the floor.
person 1: omg did you shit in the oven again...
person 2: maybe
person 1: well now its a Poo Oven
by John Wock May 23, 2023
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