2 definitions by John W Phillips

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1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'
1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.
by John W Phillips August 31, 2006

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A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.
For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.
by John W Phillips September 23, 2006

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