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To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.
Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.
by John J Black August 12, 2012
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An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.
The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!
by John J Black August 15, 2012
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