2 definitions by John Haines
by John Haines November 11, 2007
A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your bum.
There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.
The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.
There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.
The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.
Oh shit, there's a butt snake!
Stop being such a butt snake.
I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.
Stop being such a butt snake.
I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.
by John Haines January 13, 2022