9 definitions by John Crabs

squeelt

the fastest speed of all. thats right, faster than chuck norris. i know it may sound ridiculous, but its true.

" i was running squeelt yesterday at basketball "

by John Crabs April 1, 2008

keek

to keep something that was not previously yours

im glad we get to keek these glasses.

by John Crabs April 23, 2008

crapfag

someone who clearly craps for pleasure.

Melissa:"dude, are you ok in there?"
Kevin: "dude sorry im in the crapfag phase."

by John Crabs April 1, 2008

spoil

to leave an ugly present in your pants for someone else to clean up.

"after football im just gonna spoil ben, the launderer"

by John Crabs April 1, 2008

F.A.N.U.

Simply, an abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga Up

"Holy shit, im about to F.A.N.U.!"

by John Crabs February 20, 2009

cocksag

that awkward bludge in a male's pants that isnt quite shaped to your perfection

"it kinda looked good, but i would describe it as a cocksag"

by John Crabs August 1, 2008

yabkee

a woman who is fat and ugly, but still seems to get all the guys. they may play sports and wear tight pants.

"dude, that girl is so ugly. but such a yabkee. i dont know what to do."

by John Crabs April 1, 2008