3 definitions by John's fish market

feedlot cum-shot

To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.

Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!

by John's fish market September 25, 2017

redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.

Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!

by John's fish market September 25, 2017

windy tuna

A forceful release or insertion of air from a woman's nether regions.

Jim: Dude, I was totally going down on Brenda last weekend, and she gave me a huge windy tuna!
Mike: Aw man, that's gross did you give her one back?

Jim: Oh yeah, I took a huge breath and blew as hard as I could!
Mike: Siiickkk!!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017