14 definitions by John john-Smith Smith

chelsea

The kind of person to murder you whole family and then for your birthday give you all there fingers and think its totally normal.

chelsea did the chelsea thing....
"oh my lord thats alot of fingers"

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

jessie

idk probably going to end up with a hot tradie and then end up getting pregnant at 17

i wanna be jessie

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

Woolloomooloo

The best word in the oxford dictionary.

It's a terms used to describe a fightt or scrabble.

*kids fighting*
"look at that woolloomooloo"

by John john-Smith Smith September 20, 2020

Extra soft

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner

Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.

by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022

smooze

It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze

i just had a smooze

by John john-Smith Smith September 1, 2020

Izzy

There are two types of izzys in this world... the tall ones and the short ones, both equally weird but you have to love that about them or they will come into your house at 3am and drag your body into the middle of a corn field

James:"my girlfriend is called Izzy"
Gordon: "which type?"

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

The fuck

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled

*Eagle snatches child*
-an appropriate first response- "the fuck"

by John john-Smith Smith September 1, 2020