2 definitions by John Paragraph

The style of dress of a liberal urban dweller seeking to dress up as a cowboy. By extension, any hipster detour of the western style.
Person 1: What should we wear for this weekend in Jackson Hole ?

Person 2: Hipstern, of course !
by John Paragraph February 27, 2023
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A driver who drives abnormally slow, and slows everyone down but speeds up just before the light turns red and is the only one to pass.
Person 1: Is he moving or what?

Person 2: There you go, he passed just before the red light; what a slowbnoxious d*** !
by John Paragraph February 27, 2023
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