2 definitions by John Koktosten

Tomahawk

tom·a·hawk
/ˈtäməˌhôk/
verb
The act of violently, yet skillfully and lovingly, penetrating your girl's box/butt/mouth or other orifice with your cock, much in the same manner of a Native American warrior from the Sioux Nation disemboweling an enemy on the Plains of the Midwest.

"I was so horned up from hot-railing crystal meth that I tomahawked my girlfriend's ass til she bled and I came."

by John Koktosten November 14, 2019

Diurnal

di·ur·nal
/dīˈərnl/
Verb

The act of urinating into two urinals with one dick.

“I diurnaled at Veterans Stadium just so that fuck in the Emmitt Smith jersey had to wait.”

by John Koktosten November 14, 2019