2 definitions by John Jacob Smith

Bisbee

An autistic, ego-maniacal, cross country runner, who is dumb.

I hate you! You are acting like Bisbee!

by John Jacob Smith April 10, 2007

Portsmouth

A Korean hoe named Port who had a Russian penis and a Japanese penis in its mouth. She spit out the Russian penis, and continued sucking the Japanese's because it had predominant powers.

"That hoe is such a Portsmouth!"

by John Jacob Smith April 10, 2007