4 definitions by John D. Ongh

Retardic

The adjective of "retard". Used in the same way as "epic".

"We had the game. Eight seconds left and DonkeyQueen manage to suicide. A truly retardic moment."

"My GF bought Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma. A retardic buy"

by John D. Ongh July 24, 2019

Pearl-clutcher

A derogatory word for someone with conservative or traditional views who is easily shocked.

Too bad, little pearl-clutchers, these pants are staying down!

by John D. Ongh November 14, 2018

squawalk

To Squawalk is to be alive; walking around uttering pointless sounds like man have done for an odd million years.

Jim - "Yesterday my gf broke up and today my mother passed away!"
Bob - "Cheer up, you're still squawalking"

by John D. Ongh November 18, 2019

Chadding

The action of flaunting your chad attributes.

Hey Milky, is that tears in your eyes?
I was talking to that queen at the bar, saying how she looked like a goddess when John came up, didn't say anything, just started chadding.

by John D. Ongh December 11, 2022