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A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021
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To cry in chinkaneheheese is the act of crying in a manner most chanki

This word is a verb

It originated in the tudor courts, around 1563, when queen Elizibeth I cried
I tried to talk to Daniel, but before any words could come out, the tears started. I was crying in chunkaneheheese
by Johann Sebastian Snuff June 6, 2019
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O wonnö, and its varients: O wonnow, O connor Winn Wonnor etc... mean to be obease and obsessed with a form of japenese art and culture known as Wenety- Hentai, you must also be in possesion of a capt'n and an abnormally grown FUPA
Isaac:Oh hey, Marc

Marc:Hey, where is Finn

Isaac: He's a real O wonnö so I stopped hanging uot with him.
by Johann Sebastian Snuff September 10, 2019
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