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1 definition by Johab

(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.
"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"
by Johab April 09, 2003