2 definitions by JohJohnsderRickysBrother
Noun
To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.
To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.
Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).
by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019
beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun
verb
1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.
noun
1. Road kill
2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.
verb
1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.
noun
1. Road kill
2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.
by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019