121 definitions by JoeyBomm

Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023

here of lay

This phrase was used in the 50's and 60's instead of saying the word lately.

Here of lay I haven't been feeling well.

by JoeyBomm October 15, 2021

casshit

The joining of the two words casual and shit.

Guy #1: Hey have you see Dan's garage lately? Guy #2: Yep .....with all the neon beer signs and lava lamps! Quite a party place. Guy #1: Yeah man that's some casshit!!!

by JoeyBomm March 30, 2020

Pop pop p poop

A silly group of words that showed up as a text when I almost dropped my cell phone.

Uh-oh ... I mistakenly texted pop pop p poop to my customer and now he thinks I'm weird.

by JoeyBomm September 29, 2021

red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

Tutsie

A slang term used by Italians when referring to black people.

Father: Keep an eye on that tutsie over there. He looks like he's up to no good. Son: Awe dad .....you say that about all black people. You are a racist and I hate that!

by JoeyBomm March 23, 2020

ud bug

A mental virus that infects people that have total boredom and makes them put words on Urban dictionary.

Holy shit I've been bitten by the UD bug.

by JoeyBomm June 14, 2020