Hazlet; full of faggot skaters and emo people, stuck inbetween keansburg where most of the girls and either dikes or preppy your choice? Next to holmdel where hazlet looks poor basiclly hazlet is just a town that doesn't have a rep for anything ya dig? If you want to live in hazlet and your a pussy you will fit right in!
Keansburg Kid: Oh shit let's fuck up that kid from hazlet
Keansburg kid 1: How do you know hes from hazlet?
Keansburg Kid: He has marks on his arm and is skating
Holmdel kid: Really i say we jump him!
ALL TOGETHER: HELL YEAH