6 definitions by Joel Mitchell

Top Definition
destroy, dominate in competition, thrash, beat
We were getting shellacked so badly the ump reinstated the slaughter rule.
I know my dad is going to shellac me when he sees this report card.
by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003
the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.
Excuse me for a moment, ma'am, I'm feeling colgent. etymology - colon + urgent
by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003
secretive, sneaky, stealthy (from sleuth)
after I got 86'd I had to be sloof
by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003
strike, beat, thrash
I'm a mollywock if you don't shut up about my sister.
by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003
a badass street preacher who hangs out with scumfucks but is not a career alcoholic.
Everyone was surprised when the scumfucks beat the holy scumfucks in softball, but we knew that Sam had pete rose'd the game
by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003
someone who is addicted with post-'s, i.e. post-modern, post-structural, post-colonial, post-critical, post-actual, etc.
the class is alright, but the prof is such a postwhore, I wonder if he has any original ideas.
by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

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