JoeBob's definitions

FN P90

A bullpup submachine gun manufactured in Belgium by Fabrique Nationale. The P90 is prehaps the most versitile weapon of it's kind: It's 5.7x28mm round possess better ballistic capabilities than the 9mm, with greater range and armor penetration. However, due to the uncommon round and doubtless high expense, the 9mm SMG will be around for a long, long time to come, which is perhaps a good thing, with guns like the Heckler & Koch MP5.

Dr. Evil cursed his cheap gun and picked up a P90, only to be eaten by his own laser beam-headed sharks, after the frikin' thing jammed.

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

Walther PPK

A small, highly concealable automatic pistol developed in 1931 as a scaled down PP. The PPK was manufactured in .22 Long Rifle (5.6mm), .25 ACP(6.35mm), .32 ACP (7.65mm), and .380 ACP (9x17mm Kurz/Short). It is currently availible only in 7.65mm and 9x17mm. The PPK was made famous by it's use by fictional spy James Bond.

The Beretta .25 is a ladies' gun 007, try this...

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

Accuracy International AWM

A bolt action sniper rifle manufactured in Great Britain. It is essentailly a scaled-up 7.62mm AW, rechambered for the .300 Winchester Magnum and .338 Lapua Magnum, both of which have greater range and flatter trajectory than the 7.62mm. It was recently adopted by the German armed forces.

British Guy #1: I say, old chap, this AW is a fine rifle, but we could make it even better. What say we chamber it in that American .300 Winchester Magnum round?

British Guy #2: Here here!

by JoeBob September 21, 2003

Nekimews

An idiotic thing or person who is gay

Guys who want to be with guys are nekimews.

by Joebob May 21, 2003

bits and pieces

A man's penis and testes.

It's been 30 years! I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working!

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

Meepins

a clan of porch monkeys

hoon is a coon. hoon is in meepins.

by Joebob January 12, 2004

AK47

The famous Avtomat Klashnikova Model 1947 (AK47) is, along with it's scores of variants, the most widely used and manufacutured assault rifle in the world. Developed orginally for mobile units of the Russian Army, the AK rifles have found their way into the hands from hundreds of other militaries, as well as terrorist groups. Caliber of the orginal AK47/AKM was 7.62x39mm. The 7.62mm caliber has been phased out in Russia, which now favors the 5.45x39mm, chambered in the AK74.

In the days of the Cold War, the USSR made and distributed countless AK47 assault rifles.

by JoeBob September 6, 2003