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2 definitions by Joe326

 
1.
Someone who practices both Christianity and Islam.
You don't eat pork? I thought you were Christian?

No, I'm Christlam; I practice both Christianity and Islam, so I can't eat pork.
by Joe326 February 26, 2011
 
2.
camel tan-verb. the act of spreading your scrotum while tanning to evenly distribute the sunlight on your sack so that every nook and cranny is covered.
I will be going to the tanning bed this week and make sure I get a camel tan.
by Joe326 February 25, 2011