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2 definitions by Joe the chafe meister general

 
1.
any type of sourness inflicted on the body as a result from a harsh rubbing of two body parts. It will produce a red sore which is best treated with generous vasaline application. Can be rated as well.
oi duck, ive got at least 7/10 on the chaffiage scale
by Joe the chafe meister general January 12, 2005
 
2.
a midge is someone who is fairly small in comparison, wears glasses and has black hair.
oh my god its midge!
by Joe the chafe meister general January 13, 2005