Joe Van's definitions

mandicap

a handicap placed on men, to give women a fair chance at winning

Jane: "Every time I score a basket, it's two points. Every time you score one Dick, it's just one point."
Dick: "WTF?"
Jane: "It's your mandicap John, because otherwise I'd have no hope of beating you and your superior man skills."

by Joe Van December 17, 2008

Deutschbag

A German douchebag.

Wow, that Dillon Clayton is a Deutschbag for sure. It's not even fair. *snap* *snap* *snap*.

by Joe Van May 1, 2009