2 definitions by Joe Brown Superman

1. An emotion describing a conflict between feelings of guilt or apprehension over unfinished work and an intense urge to fuck something.
2. When one is worried or anxious about a sexual situation.
3. An emotional icon or "emoticon" used in online chatting situations.
1. "God, I found this really hot girl passed out in the parking lot, but I have to be at work in 3 hours. I'm a little winky-worried, man."

2. "I dunno, I'm feeling kinda winky-worried that this girl might have AIDs."

3. lol. ;/
by Joe Brown Superman February 4, 2009
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A sexual act where a male ejaculates on or across the mustache of another male or rather manly female. The term derives from the mustache of the famous comedian, Groucho Marx, and the inherently sloppy nature of the action itself.
"Yeah dude, I totally gave that dude a sloppy groucho."

"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"
by Joe Brown Superman February 4, 2009
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