6 definitions by Joe Bosco
Lou: Yo Squalls, what did you do last weekend after you left with those bitches
Tony: We were just squalbaggin' it for a few hours
Lou: Word man, there's nothing better
Tony: We were just squalbaggin' it for a few hours
Lou: Word man, there's nothing better
by Joe Bosco December 8, 2008
When one is so intoxicated that during intercourse he passes out on the female, thus resulting in suffocation and ultimatley death. And then the following morning he mungs her dead ass.
Police Officer #1: Oh my god what happened to this poor girl, I have never seen something this bad before.
Police Officer #2: Yeah, I saw this last week, the crackheads call it "The Sandman"
Police Officer #2: Yeah, I saw this last week, the crackheads call it "The Sandman"
by Joe Bosco December 8, 2008
the art of becoming beligerently inebriated off of two keystone lights and/or a thimble of vodka before arriving at a party, and then procedding to creep in every picture taken at the aforementioned shindig
When we arrived at the party we thought that Balthazar had already downed 18 beers, but then after seeing him go around the party taking pictures with everyone we quickly realized that he was just pullin the ole scrofani
by Joe Bosco December 8, 2008
A feat accomlished by a girl that would normally, under perfect circumstances, only be attempted by Andre the Giant himself
Tony: Oh my God dude, what the fuck is Anna doing?
Lou: Holy shit she is bench pressing a fucking keg.
Tony: Goddamn it that bitch is a fucking manimal
Lou: Holy shit she is bench pressing a fucking keg.
Tony: Goddamn it that bitch is a fucking manimal
by Joe Bosco December 8, 2008
Shoving a gross amount of kellog's fruit snacks, preferably scooby doo, up a girls ass and then licking them out one by one.
Son: Hey daddy, where did all of the fruit snacks go, I thought mom bought more yesterday?
Dad: Your damn right son, but I used them all and gave your mom the ole dirty squalz
Son: Teach me
Dad: Your damn right son, but I used them all and gave your mom the ole dirty squalz
Son: Teach me
by Joe Bosco December 8, 2008
Setting: Ancient Greece, 400 BC
Aristotle: So Socrates did you have a good time last night with your mistress?
Socrates: Yeah, she was on her period, but I sucked it up and gave her the dirty odell
Aristotle: Damn man thats fucked up, whats wrong with you.
Socrates: I know man, but I didn't have to use a lamb skin or any lubricants.
Aristotle: Your still fucked up man
Socrates: Yeah man, my fuckin toga is bloody as fuck now
Aristotle: So Socrates did you have a good time last night with your mistress?
Socrates: Yeah, she was on her period, but I sucked it up and gave her the dirty odell
Aristotle: Damn man thats fucked up, whats wrong with you.
Socrates: I know man, but I didn't have to use a lamb skin or any lubricants.
Aristotle: Your still fucked up man
Socrates: Yeah man, my fuckin toga is bloody as fuck now
by Joe Bosco December 8, 2008