One of the most badass motherfuckers you've ever met. You don't see someone with the name Balthazar and think they are a pussy. Hell no, a Balthazar is gonna come over and fuck your shit up just for kicks. Balthazars can fake their own deaths, steal anything they want and have twelve ways. That's right. Twelve ways.
Derived from the angel Balthazar from the show Supernatural, who kicked ass and gave no fucks.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear what Rocky did last night? He fucked three lesbians last night!
Person 2: Seriously!? He's such a Balthazar!
A badass angel from Supernatural who is neither good nor bad. He hates being called upon by demon hunters Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester like a manservant. Balthazar also hates Celine Dion songs. In one episode of Supernatural, he unsank the Titanic by changing history.
Dean: Why did you unsink the Titanic?
Balthazar: Because I HATED the song.
(The song was Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On")
1. The New Testament tells a tale of three wise men, kings, who came from persia to give gifts to baby Jesus. One of these men was Balthazar. Black in complexion with a big beard, brought frankincense rocks to the child, believing that he would rise with its smoke to heaven.
2. A derogatery term for a person of African descent. The only rocks they carry on them these days is crack.
3. Nigger, Coon, Spook, Porch Monkey, Kaffa.
I knew a Balthazar that lived in New Orleans. Now he is dead.
To be the absolute ballsest person on the planet. there is no hope for you once you have reached balthazar status. you may as well end your life because there's no hope. it's like you are slapped in the face by balls on a daily basis.
'Please study for your exams, I can't have you becoming a balthazar like your father.'
'Why did you cock slap me?'
'Cause youre a balthazar..'
'I just fell down the stairs carrying my baby sister and hot coffee.'