10 definitions by Joe the garza

When you use memes to get laid..
How do all these girls keep falling for you? Man I be meme pimpin.. A picture is worth a thousand words and some pussy...
by Joe the garza August 2, 2015
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One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...
I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...
by Joe the garza April 11, 2015
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What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion
She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...
by Joe the garza May 1, 2015
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When you really have to call her a stupid cunt but your in a hurry.
Wife: blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!!

Husband: ok got it, running late to work scunt!!!
by Joe the garza May 29, 2016
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A bikini that only looms pleasant on a black female or another with a similar backside.
should I buy this one? I'm sorry no Brittany, that's a blackini and won't look right on a standard issue white booty.
by Joe the garza May 1, 2015
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Home boy, partner, friend. Originating in Vallejo California. As made popular by E40, a promonate bay area rap artist.
Hey do you know pooh? Yeah dat nigga my sodhop we go way back!
by Joe the garza December 27, 2014
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One who is capable of buying you all you want from the dollar menu.
Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.
by Joe the garza May 1, 2015
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