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When a lawyer or a legal group make a decision that make no sense legally and they are going to be crushed hard in court
Joe had permit for is service dog to be in a restaurant he got kicked out and the legal rep of the restaurant chain said he don't accept the state permit the legal rep just. Committed a legal suicide he's gonna be. Butchered in court wt a dumb ass
by Joe the Pro January 28, 2017
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When you take a flying leap onto a girl laying a bed after eating tacos with the intention of achieving high-velocity penetration. This is done while a panel of judges wearing sombreros onlooks and scores the jumper on a 10-point scale.
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, we went to taco bell then I pulled a Mexican Skydiver"
Guy 2: "I could go for some Taco bell right now"
by Joe the Pro February 23, 2010
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