2 definitions by Joe Bagadonus

Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023

Touchhole

Asshole. Primarily used in the Albany, NY/Western MA area.

You can kiss my touchhole on the city hall steps!

You TOUCHHOLE!

by Joe Bagadonus January 26, 2023