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(v.) 1. to "Phill" oneself is to accidentally release feces in one's pants, take off the soiled undergarment, and proceed to toss it into the adjacent bathroom stall.
2. to excrete an extreme amount of diarrhea.

(n.) 1. the act of soiling one's pants and creating some sort of sloppy mess on the floor.
2. the act of excreting an extreme amount of diarrhea.
v. "Oh my god, If we don't get back to the bathroom within two seconds I think I might Phill myself."

n. "Hey did you smell that disgusting odor in the bathroom yesterday? It smelled like baby shits or something..."
"Yeah that was me, I took a nice, big Phill yesterday morning. Unfortunately, the poor cleaning lady had to clean it up all by herself."
by Jn. Lee July 25, 2008
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