Jman's definitions

eareo's

1.A brand of cereal that was developed after the Mike Tyson ear biting incident.
2.A tea kettle

don't make me pull out a bowl of eareo's on yo' ass

by jman January 18, 2004

JMU

Just Missed UVa. For all of those who didn't quite make it to UVa...but a good college none the less.

GUY:"So where do you go to college?"
JMU GUY: "I go to JMU."
GUY: "so you didn't get into UVa...bummer."

by jman October 29, 2004

pressure washer

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.

It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.

by Jman December 21, 2004

dilhole

A phrase coined by the TV show Beavis and Butthead

A complete and total moron or idiot.
see fucktard

That dilhole is so stupid. He should eat shit and die.

by Jman December 21, 2004

analingus

1) Eating ass
2) Rimming

cunnilingus : pussy :: analingus : asshole

Danny is kinky so he gave his girlfriend analingus

by jman May 13, 2005