Jman's definitions

eareo's

1.A brand of cereal that was developed after the Mike Tyson ear biting incident.
2.A tea kettle

don't make me pull out a bowl of eareo's on yo' ass

by jman January 18, 2004

likazevilly

A slang term for licking someones penis, it is said like lik-a-ze-villy

Hey dude you likazevilly

by Jman May 15, 2004

stinkfoot

1) A song made by Frank Zappa
2) A condition in which one's feet emit a nauseating, sometimes fatal smell.

John's stinkfoot killed his dog!

by Jman December 21, 2004

analeakage

1) An extremely wet fart; a shart.
2) The substance that causes skid marks.
3) The substance that gives farts a humid sound and horrid smell
4) The result of a colon blast

1) Ohh man I think I just had some analeakage
2) Dad's analeakage make meaty skid marks in his underpants
2) Holy Hell! That analeakage reeks!
4) Jimmy's analeakage just ripped him a second butthole!

by Jman December 21, 2004

JMU

Just Missed UVa. For all of those who didn't quite make it to UVa...but a good college none the less.

GUY:"So where do you go to college?"
JMU GUY: "I go to JMU."
GUY: "so you didn't get into UVa...bummer."

by jman October 29, 2004