20 definitions by JizzySpunkbubbles
A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
by JizzySpunkbubbles February 6, 2012
Used to describe absolute perfection
by JizzySpunkbubbles April 6, 2012
by JizzySpunkbubbles April 24, 2010
The spelling of 'misogyny' to mock third wave feminists, as a result of their persistent cries of sexism over trivial first world problems.
Jen: 'It's sexist to see women objectified like this in the media.'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
by JizzySpunkbubbles September 16, 2014
by JizzySpunkbubbles October 11, 2010
A term coined by Rafael Benitez in 2009, to denote what is apparently indisputable to the orator but is considered speculative to others.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.
"But I want to talk about fachts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some fachts."
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 20, 2013
When people compete with others to see who can marginalise themselves from society more, by applying as many seclusionary labels to themselves as they can.
Ranjita: "I'm a black one-legged lesbian Muslim immigrant, you can't out-oppress me!"
xΔ d2-nQщo: "Well, I'm a fat depressed autistic trans nonbinary genderqueer asexual otherkin vegan anarchist PoC with disabled leg hair."
Ranjita: "I have no idea what you have just said... Do you want a medal or something?"
xΔ d2-nQщo: "Well, I'm a fat depressed autistic trans nonbinary genderqueer asexual otherkin vegan anarchist PoC with disabled leg hair."
Ranjita: "I have no idea what you have just said... Do you want a medal or something?"
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 15, 2014