One of the best reasons not to kill yourself.
It is an intangible element required for suitable life.
Music is love
Music is an expression of feeling through sound
Music is something that the entire world can agree on, that it is fucking awesome
Music is something that requires incredible skill, yet anyone in the world can make it.
Music is the shit
Music is on of the only things that will hold you and make you feel better
Music understands everyone
Music IS everyone
Music understands everything
Music IS everything
Music. It's some sick shit, yo
The shit that you walk on. (unless on a boat or plane....Or on crutches/in a wheelchair) heheh
I'm on land motherfucker
Shit that you do not, I repeat, DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING TOUCH!!!
I touched fire one time in hopes of juggling it. Didn't work out well.
A boat car-hybrid
Schwimmwagon,get it? Swim-wagon?
A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.
Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?
Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber
Guy 1: Prick...
Something you say when you bite your lip.
Could be changed to "Ouch I bit the inside of my cheek!"
Since they both hurt, and the likelihood of it happening again grows after every time you do it again.
And that shit hurts. A LOT.
Me: Ouch I bit my lip! :(
A more dickish way to say "no shit"
Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit