3 definitions by JingleBalls696969

Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 October 31, 2017

funkelwad

The little balls of cotton that get caught in your cumsock even after you have washed it.

I went to put on a sock and I got funkelwads stuck to my foot.

by JingleBalls696969 July 22, 2018

mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge

"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice

by JingleBalls696969 February 15, 2018