1 definition by Jimothy Sprinkles

The most powerful piece of swag in the known universe. Can be used to murder anyone instantly or just to get all the ladies. Or men. Your choice.
Example 1
1: Wow, he gets loads of girls!
2: Yeah, he's a real mematron.

Example 2
Look at the mematron that guy has!
by Jimothy Sprinkles March 16, 2014
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