One day a little boy called toasty mctoastability was walking down the street when he saw a naked man peeing in an old woman mouth, he then decided enough was enough and in using his toast powers decided to burn both of their faces then butter them with "I can't believe its not Butter" spread in doing so this made them act like normal people instead of acting like complete twats.....THE END!!!!
An orange talking to an apricot about the economy of today then deciding to kill one another with a banana.
Morale of this story is, dont act that a twat, EAT TOAST!!!