Definitions by Jimmy Crack-a-lactic-a

Arkansas Crackasaurus 

When the pudgy, slightly overweight, yet mildly cute waitress is helping the table next to you, bends over, her shirt rides up, and behold, 6 inches of ass-crack is staring you in the face.

Dude, did you just see that Arkansas Crackasaurus rear it's ugly head at the next table over?

Arkansas Crackasaurus by Jimmy Crack-a-lactic-a February 17, 2010