4 definitions by Jimmy knows

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.
Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020
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When a ftort gets in your way but you don't see them because they are short so you step on them
by Jimmy knows December 9, 2020
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To be so lazy in life that you get fired from work and or cant complete anything even the most simplest tasks in the world.
Yo dawg I got fired again at my job. Ya? What happened this time? Well the boss man said I most laziest person he had ever seen before that I must have had a bad case of niggeritis.

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My parents asked me to helped them lift some boxes and I told them I had niggeritis.

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The door bell rang and I couldn't even get up to answer the door. I had the worst case known to man of niggeritis.
by Jimmy knows February 27, 2008
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Revay is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet she is kind and she may have some problems in her past or future but she still puts a smile on her face. Revay will encourage you to keep going and she will stick right by your side. Revay will have many many guys who treat her like a princess and would do anything to call her there's. She is a great friend and will make you proud to say your her best friend. I guess you can say that if you meet a Revay then your the luckiest person alive.
Revay is a goddess
by Jimmy knows August 4, 2018
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