2 definitions by Jimbo_Jimmy

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A set of rules that came from a Punk band called Minor Threat, now a trend for the teens of America to suck on. The rules are, no drugs, and no casual sex (only in a commited relationship).

Kids nowadays treat it like it's some fucking cult, or a group of people you have to be with to be cool (read; fashioncore).

Kids who tell their friends they are Straight Edge, then turn around and go hang with their prep friends to smoke and drink to seem popular with all audiences are not rare and hard-to-come-by when it comes to Straight Edges.

They usually imprint X's on their arms for some reason or another with magic marker. More then likely, they feel the need to spread their houlier-then-thou shit eatting attitude. You might want to try attention whore for some more info on that.

The teens of America have also turned and twisted the rules. Commited relationships to them, is basically a one night stand at their friends house with a girl they just met, where they bust out a condom they stole from their parents cabinet, without realizing the sole reason the condom was there was to prevent another fucking accident, such as themselves.

Oh, and drinking caffeine is ok, even though, sXe (as it's called) is another form of veganism, which is breaking those rules itself.
Hey, look at my arm. See those Xs I imprinted on my limb with a Super Sharpie marker? That means I'm Straight Edge LOLOLOLOL!
by Jimbo_Jimmy September 24, 2005

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Weed, or Marijuana, can commonly be refered to another definition. An unwanted plant in your lawn.

Most people claim the drug to be harmless, and many say it has never killed anyone. That would be partially true.

The most active chemical in "weed" is THC, which attaches itself to nerves at the back of your brain, leading to the "high" people enjoy so much out of this drug.

The high itself basically makes you happy, according to several people here. It helps you with your problems, they claim, when actually, it doesn't.

Those bills putting you down? Smoke some weed they say! When you come back to reality, those bills are still there. And wait, they are late, because you were too busy getting stoned to pay them off.

While the drug has never killed anyone, it has resulted in aiding deaths around the world. Several people (or stoners as most fellow smokers refer to them as) who have commited suicide had traces of THC in them. Normal stoners like those who continue to add definitions to this listing, claiming it to be a harmless past time.

While this can be easily avoided with common sense and good friends with you, what can not be avoided is THC. As it continues to build up around your nerves, it begins to take effect on your brain, with depression and schizophrenia following.

Oh, and just so you know, a joint is equal to 20 cigarettes, with 50% more carcinogens then everyday tobacco. So yes, it is as harmful, if not more harmful, then cigarettes, according to the British Lung Foundation.
Weed is hype, and nothing more. I expect many stoners to read this, realize I am right, and give me thumbs down because they can not face reality, and that their only hobby is slowly draining them of life and emotion.
by Jimbo_Jimmy September 28, 2005

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